#0 Bistro Basher
#0 Bistro Maker
#0 Bistro Builder
#0 Pasta Face
#1 Bistro Head
#1 Red Plate 
#0 Large Plates
#0 Small Portions
#0 Vic the Trendy
#1 Sue the Trendy
#0 New Wave Food
#1 Chief Chef
#1 Bistro Lord
#0 Chef Prepared
#0 Quiche Hurler
#0 Touch of Dill
#0 Food Spoiler
#0 Food Hurler
#0 Franchise Man
#1 Green Stuff
#0 Eat It!
#0 I. Feel Sick
#0 Food Preparer
#1 Food Server
#0 Glutonous 
#0 Khan The Fat
#0 Parsley Sage
#1 Rosemary 
#1 & Thyme
#0 Had A Friend
#0 For Dinner
#0 Dr. Cannibal
#0 Ace The Cook
#1 New Age
#0 Hip the Dip
#0 Fake Accent
#0 Big Mouth
#0 Tip the Waiter
#0 Zip the Waiter
#1 Fast the Cook
#0 Eat The Food
#1 Wash YourHands
#0 Flash the Pan
#0 Wine Maker
#1 Wine Taster
#0 Cork In Bottle
#1 I.M. OverDone
#0 U.R. Late
#0 I.P. Daily
#1 Celantro
#0 Basil
#0 Garlic-Breath
#0 Fruit Thrower
#0 Leafy Vegtable
#0 No Water
#1 Rose Mary
#0 Parsley Plate
#0 Sent Back
#0 Bad Attitude
#0 Snot Nose
#1 Upity Waitress
#0 Order Please
#0 Big Tipper
#0 Unruly Guest
#0 Break ThePlate
#0 No Ketchup!
#0 Rude Waiter
#0 Mr. Rude
#1 Miss LoudMouth
#1 Catch O' Day
#0 Food Chopper
#0 Last Booth
#0 15 Minute Wait
#0 Table for Five
#1 Nice Decor
#0 Fly In My Soup
#0 Short Order 
#0 I. Spit
#0 Forgot Fries
#0 Spam Spam Spam
#0 Spam Head
#0 Wine Seller
#1 Pasta Maker
#1 Pasta Server
#0 Pasta Face
#1 Pasta & Sauce
#0 Pasta Flinger
#1 Wine Server
#0 Micro Brewer
#0 Beer Maker
#0 Wait In Line!
#0 Dhos the Hungry
#1 Swill Server
#0 Actor
#1 Actress
#1 Wine Sauce
#0 Drink Spiller
#0 Bartender
#1 Part Time Job
#0 Number #13
